Two Ships in the Night

Late at night, a big ship was going through the water. The captain saw a light ahead. "It’s a boat," he thought.

He picked up the radio. "Move to your right," he said.

The answer came back: "No, you move to your right."

The captain picked up the radio again. "Move to your right!" he said.

The answer came back: "No, you move to your right."

The captain picked up the radio again. "Move to your right!" he shouted. "This is a big ship!"

The answer came back: "Yes, you are a big ship. An this is a big lighthouse."

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The Mean Boss

There was a mean boss in a factory.  The boss liked to watch the workers.  He wanted the workers to work hard.

One morning the boss came to the factory at nine o’clock.  A man was drinking coffee.  The boss came back at 9:30.  The man was still drinking coffee.  The boss was angry.  " How much do you make a week?"  he asked the man.

"Seven hundred dollars," the man said.

The boss gave the man seven hundred dollars.  "Take the money and get out of here,  " he said.

Then the boss asked another worker,  "What was that man’s job?"

"He doesn’t work here,"  the worker said.  "He came to pick up a package."

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